Terms of service

By shopping with DDWP, you agree to be cool (obviously), follow all local laws, and not copy our stuff or use our site for anything shady.

All content on this site — including images, graphics, designs, and text — belongs to Dinosaurs Don’t Wear Pants. Don't steal it. Not even a little bit.

We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason (but we probably won’t unless something weird happens). Prices, shipping, and policies are subject to change — but you’ll always be able to see the latest version right here.

Thanks for respecting the vibe.